The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.

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What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

Well, you know, I feel like it's about a lot of things. The reason that...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and...

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

What Tim does is, he calls me and sends me the script. And then he...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I go out into the woods at night, the secret thing happens and the guy...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New...

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

We did 'Erin Brockovich,' we did 'Man on the Moon,' we did 'Living Out Loud,'...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all...

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...

I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to...