I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He...

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He...

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball...

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball...

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is...

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is...

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so...

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so...

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him,...

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him,...

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves....

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves....

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

I didn't really want to be a comedian.

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're...

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're...

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at...

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at...

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about,...

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about,...

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do...

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do...