I didn't really want to be a comedian.

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I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do...

I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do...

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He...

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He...

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball...

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball...

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the...

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the...

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him,...

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him,...

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about,...

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about,...

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so...

We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so...

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at...

I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren't laughing at...

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is...

If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is...

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves....

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves....

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're...

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're...