I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.

Quote by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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L.A. I could live without.

L.A. I could live without.

I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in...

I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in...

I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to...

I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to...

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying...

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying...

Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.

Making a movie is a long, dull process. There's a lot of waiting around.

Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.

Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the...

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the...

Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She...

Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all...

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all...

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community,...

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community,...

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

As an actress, it appeals to me because I love the idea of playing those...

As an actress, it appeals to me because I love the idea of playing those...

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.