I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for me this house is a way of feeling less guilty about the universe.

Quote by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

Doing a half-hour TV show is a dream.

Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She...

Elaine is just in pain. I think Elaine has become very, very sad woman. She...

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all...

It is, I think, harder for women. I haven't quite figured it out, and all...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total...

We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total...

Even my great grand-mother did impressions.

Even my great grand-mother did impressions.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of...

The fact of the matter is that everybody treats me pretty much as one of...

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

I've actually considered going with my married name, Julia Hall, but all the paperwork.

I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to...

I'm particularly fortunate to be in a position where I can bring my child to...

L.A. I could live without.

L.A. I could live without.

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love...

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love...

The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to...

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to...

I always wanted to perform.

I always wanted to perform.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the...

Before computers, telephone lines and television connect us, we all share the same air, the...

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.