I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.

Quote by Julia Louis-Dreyfus

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I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in...

I'm not the type to cut back on hot showers, but there's no harm in...

The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of...

The war and terrorism in the Middle East, the crisis of leadership in many of...

As an actress, it appeals to me because I love the idea of playing those...

As an actress, it appeals to me because I love the idea of playing those...

L.A. I could live without.

L.A. I could live without.

I always wanted to perform.

I always wanted to perform.

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to...

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to...

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love...

My goal is, of course, for this show to do well, and I would love...

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community,...

If you feel rooted in your home and family, if you're active in your community,...

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

New York is nice, but I don't like it as much as I used to.

I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for...

I walk around feeling a sort of existential guilt all the time; and honestly for...

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying...

When I got pregnant my foot grew, but I was denying it. I've been denying...

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

The Seinfeld motto: No learning, no hugging.

The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.

Everybody seems to know me. It's very strange.

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

And Seinfeld is so quick: we crank out one show a week, and the hours...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

I dropped out of college my junior year to do Saturday Night Live, and I...

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

There's a pressure regardless of that to do a good show.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

When I was growing up, I always thought my hair was messy.

We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total...

We are 5 percent of the global population and consume a third of the total...

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's...

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's...