I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day. But if you've got a fantasy of Ozzy, who am…

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I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly,...

I can honestly say, all the bad things that ever happened to me were directly,...

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. Its like victory.

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. Its like victory.

I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If...

I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If...

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for...

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for...

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but youre all fucking...

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but youre all fucking...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.

Im about caring, Im about people, and Im about entertaining people. Im a family man....

Im about caring, Im about people, and Im about entertaining people. Im a family man....

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK -...

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK -...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

Dogs smoke in France.

Dogs smoke in France.

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

What is the world coming to?

What is the world coming to?

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see...

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzys dead and people that like Ozzy...

I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzys dead and people that like Ozzy...

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.