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Quote by Ozzy Osbourne

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I love the smell of armpits in the morning. Its like victory.

I love the smell of armpits in the morning. Its like victory.

Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont...

Somebody said to me this morning, To what do you attribute your longevity? I dont...

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but youre all fucking...

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but youre all fucking...

One of my greatest regrets is that I urinated on the Alamo.

One of my greatest regrets is that I urinated on the Alamo.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but thats OK -...

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but thats OK -...

I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzys dead and people that like Ozzy...

I kept hearing that metal is dead and Ozzys dead and people that like Ozzy...

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness....

Bubbles! Oh come on Sharon! I'm fucking Ozzy Osbourne, I'm the Prince of fucking Darkness....

What is the world coming to?

What is the world coming to?

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

Every time I mention the vagina doctor, you get this little smirk on your face....

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see...

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see...

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking...

Jack, stop telling people you're Ozzy Osbourne's son to get into places, you're a fucking...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

Dogs smoke in France.

Dogs smoke in France.