I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots

Quote by Ozzy Osbourne

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The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your...

The down side of being outrageous is that you have to go around explaining your...

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because...

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because...

What is this? Its music to get a brain seizure by.

What is this? Its music to get a brain seizure by.

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I suppose Americans get a kick out of watching a crazy Brit family like us...

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man....

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man....

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking...

I love you all. I love you more than life itself, but you're all fucking...

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't...

I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's...

I don't consider myself a great singer--but I have a connection with the audience. There's...

To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent...

To be a parent, especially to rock 'n' roll kids, I think being a parent...

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for...

I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for...

I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If...

I have a message for anyone coming to the Ozzfest this summer [Summer, 2000]: If...

Im about caring, Im about people, and Im about entertaining people. Im a family man....

Im about caring, Im about people, and Im about entertaining people. Im a family man....

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see...

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didnt want to see...

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy Rhoads from getting...

I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the...

I want to be American. America is the coolest place on the face of the...

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating...

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but thats OK -...

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but thats OK -...