Acting is everybody's favorite second job.

Quote by Jack Nicholson

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People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I'm not hard to get along with.

I'm not hard to get along with.

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what...

I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what...

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch.

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare...

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your...

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and...

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

Frankly, I got into the movies because I like the movies a lot.

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote...

I have a lot of vanity.

I have a lot of vanity.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

What's beautiful is all that counts, pal. That's ALL that counts.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

In other words, I wouldn't like to be an actor if I could only be...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...

Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing...