I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.

Quote by Ed Bluestone

Topics: Dieting Quotes, Love Quotes

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin...

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups, you are going to...

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I don't believe in depriving myself of any food or being imprisoned by a diet.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

Dieting is murder on the road. Show me a man who travels and I'll show...

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

77% of girls think they're ugly. 50% of girls think they're fat. 100% of society...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

Our society's strong emphasis on dieting and self-image can sometimes lead to eating disorders. We...

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time....

I used to be hung up on my figure, but it's a waste of time....

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....

Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat....

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

I don't have a problem with my body. I don't diet, and I'm not hiding...

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet.

A friends Love says: If you need anything, Ill be there. True Love says: Youll...

A friends Love says: If you need anything, Ill be there. True Love says: Youll...

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human form...

For Mercy has a human heart, Pity, a human face, And Love, the human form...