I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

Topics: Funny Good Morning Quotes

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

Dare to wear the foolish clown face.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

Never yawn in front of a lady.

Never yawn in front of a lady.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

Critics don't bother me because if I do badly, I know I'm bad before they...

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

Rock 'n Roll is the most brutal, ugly, desperate, vicious form of expression it has...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

I would like to be remembered as a man who had a wonderful time living...

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

The best revenge is massive success.

The best revenge is massive success.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...

Drunkenness was in good repute in England till Bloody Mary frowned upon it; it remained...

Drunkenness was in good repute in England till Bloody Mary frowned upon it; it remained...