I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.

Quote by Ray Romano

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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean...

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean...

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello...

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own...

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own...

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing...

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want...

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want...