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If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing...

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing...

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean...

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean...

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello...

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello...

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want...

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want...

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed...

I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to...

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.