I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself
Quote by Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...
I'm single because I was born that way.
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I've been things and seen places.
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...
I count religion but a childish toy, and hold there is no sin but ignorance
The guilty one is not he who commits the sin, but the one who causes...