I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.

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Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

All morons hate it when you call them a moron.

People never believe you.

People never believe you.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

How do you know you're going to do something, untill you do it?

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

The worst thing that being an artist could do to you would be that it...

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

An artist's only concern is to shoot for some kind of perfection, and on his...

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

How long should a man's legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's...

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

They didn't act like people and they didn't act like actors. It's hard to explain....

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

A Minneapolis company has come out with a credit card size shotgun that fits in...

I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

I am about to go Tebow on my Monday.

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

The leadership instinct you are born with is the backbone. You develop the funny bone...

The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power

The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power