I could never make up my mind to get married so my penis decided for me.

Quote by Signourney Weaver

Topics: Sex Quotes

I happen to like uncomplicated sex

I happen to like uncomplicated sex

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh...

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh...

We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side,...

We're all citizens of the womb, before we subdivide into sexes and shades- this side,...

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in...

Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

The magic of sex is itÃs acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how...

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should...

It is illegal in England to state in print that a wife can and should...

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

What all your sex desire is Sovereignty

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a...

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a...

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct

You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from...

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.

It takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them.