Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Love Quotes, Romance Quotes

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will...

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will...

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

Few parents nowadays pay any regard to what their children say to them. The old...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.

Appearance blinds, whereas words reveal.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

Hatred is blind, as well as love.

The heart was made to be broken.

The heart was made to be broken.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut;...

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer...

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer...

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.

A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.

A mans face is his autobiography. A women's face is her work of fiction.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

No man is rich enough to buy back his past.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not...

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not...