I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Cleverness Quotes, Funny Quotes, Understanding Quotes

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one...

Everything popular is wrong.

Everything popular is wrong.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

I do not approve of anything which tampers with natural ignorance

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

There is no such thing as a good influence. Because to influence a person is...

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live; it is asking others to live...

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they...

People who love only once in their lives are. . . shallow people. What they...

A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels...

A man's very highest moment is, I have no doubt at all, when he kneels...

Time is waste of money.

Time is waste of money.

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so...

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the...

If there was less sympathy in the world, there would be less trouble in the...

Selfishness is not living as one wisheThe cynic knows the price of everything and the...

Selfishness is not living as one wisheThe cynic knows the price of everything and the...

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do

Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.

Successful men usually snatch success from seeming failure. If they know there is such a...

Successful men usually snatch success from seeming failure. If they know there is such a...

Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses

Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses