I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Quote by James Thurber

Topics: James Thurber Quotes

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Love is composed of so many sensations, that something new of it can always be...

Love is composed of so many sensations, that something new of it can always be...

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the laws of economics...

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch...

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...