I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

Quote by James Thurber

Topics: James Thurber Quotes

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

He who hesitates is sometimes saved.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died, in...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

Don't get it right, just get it written.

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or...

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only...

Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...

The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms hollow,...