It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.

Quote by James Thurber

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake

The most dangerous food is wedding cake

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.

Love is a many splintered thing.

Love is a many splintered thing.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known...

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and...

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.

Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them

Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that...

There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glare that...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity,...

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity,...

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at...

The sanity of the average banquet speaker lasts about two and a half months; at...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...

The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound,...