It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption.
Quote by James Thurber
James Thurber Quotes
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the...
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours....
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter...
With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure...
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the...
Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn
Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it has its curious rewards....
Sixty minutes of thinking of any kind is bound to lead to confusion and unhappiness.
Don't get it right, just get it written
I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell...
Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires; I have lost friends, some...
There is no exception to the rule that every rule has an exception.
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
The most dangerous food is wedding cake
Don't get it right, just get it written.
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those...
A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.