Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else.

Quote by Doris Roberts

Topics: Humor Quotes

When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She...

When I go, if there's a tombstone it will say, She doesn't give in. She...

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age...

There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age...

I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we...

I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we...

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

You can change my mind, but you gotta work harder at it.

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and...

I'm learning something all the time. That's the way I want it to go, and...

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them...

If someone is mean, harmful, or evil, they're out of my life. I cross them...

I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up...

I used to sit near Marilyn Monroe in the Actor's Studio. She'd get dressed up...

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all -...

You can call me an older woman - I don't mind that at all -...

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

The minute you're born, you're getting older.

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.

Everybody's a teacher if you listen.

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.

Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not...

Love them for who they are, and what they are they are; they are not...

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have...

You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have...

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life....

With my talent, I can make people laugh and give them another attitude about life....

My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.

My awards are lovely. I love to show them of.

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said,...

When I was in kindergarten, I had one line in a little play. I said,...