How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's a DVD?

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A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday,...

In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday,...

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?

Can I eat like nuts and berries and stuff?

Can you turn into a kitty cat?

Can you turn into a kitty cat?

Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin...

Oh shit, I lost a ring. I sure hope it's in my pocket. This motherfuckin...

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band.

We're pretty! We are though, we're a good-looking band.

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

Oh so it's like sand or people.

Oh so it's like sand or people.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some...

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some...

This is Davey. I'm not special.

This is Davey. I'm not special.

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it...