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The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

Davey always looks sexy.

Davey always looks sexy.

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

I like French Crullers. There's a donut that they make in this donut shop in...

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

You know what I'm talking about Adam? It's this big chocolate bar.

What's wrong with you?!

What's wrong with you?!

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some...

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some...

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

I'm Pencil Girl!

I'm Pencil Girl!

So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just...

So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just...

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his...

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...