In closing, Johnny Depp is still hot, Mars Volta deserves the world, and happy birthday, Mom!

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I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

I eventually became the king ruler of the pear-packing plant.

So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just...

So basically you want me to eat one of my band mates, and you just...

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

Beyonce smiled at me, though not because she knew who I was or anything, but...

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I...

I find drug use disrespectful, self-destructive, and weak. I want no part of it. I...

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

For the record, I'd eat the fuck out of some vegan chocolate chips.

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Slipknot??? I don't know what the hell they're saying!

Oh so it's like sand or people.

Oh so it's like sand or people.

Davey always looks sexy.

Davey always looks sexy.

I wish terrible things upon the person that just did that.

I wish terrible things upon the person that just did that.

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

A girl in Salt Lake once asked me 'Why are you wearing make-up, are you...

The thing that shoots the lightning

The thing that shoots the lightning

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yeah, yeah, believe it...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

I also informed her that she was just angry because I was prettier than she...

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

How many times will Davey put a disc into his CD player before realizing it's...

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.

Well he's a drummer, so he's all lean, if you like lean meat.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

It began probably when I was about five years old, putting on my mother's lipstick.

I'm Pencil Girl!

I'm Pencil Girl!

What's wrong with you?!

What's wrong with you?!

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it...

This barricade is a piece of shit. I could build better. Yea, yea, believe it...