Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Quote by Richard Jeni

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

When I came to Los Angeles, it was the first time that I ever felt...

Age considers; youth ventures.

Age considers; youth ventures.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

There comes a time in every man's life, and I've had plenty of them.

Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids.

Kelsey Grammer has launched his own website to refute stories about him in the tabloids.

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

For life in general, there is but one decree; youth is a blunder, manhood a...

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have...

When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because...

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on...

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!'

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely...

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man...

Many women remain unmarried only because they were too smart to ever marry a man...