Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Quote by Richard Jeni

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

Mum comes in and says 'I'm working out,' and she'll just be standing there naked...

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they...

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

Last, but by no means least, courage - moral courage, the courage of one's convictions,...

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife....

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef...

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A man doesn't know what happiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it...

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it...

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and...

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library: a company of the wisest and...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife