Quotes by Richard Jeni

It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in...

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Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

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I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said,...

#Funny, #Poverty

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

#Fake Girls