Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two or three or four or five.

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Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

Homie weve planning this for two months, its like theyre all dont look at me...

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough...

Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is...

Dude, if you are mad at me for hanging out with Lauren, then that is...

You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to...

You said youve been a bacholor for 23 years, thats good because youre about to...

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now....

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

Yo whats up? Dude Ive called you like five times, youre not returning my phone...

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been...

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

I broke my finger. Swear to God. Its broken. Lauren did it.

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...

I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out...

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a...

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you...

You have officially lost your mind.

You have officially lost your mind.

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

Go out and enjoy your life. You've been cooped up in this little, this little...

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

Yea, keep on laughing, cant wait until it happens to you

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

So Lauren, Why you banging Justin-Bobby?

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love...

Spencer broke up with me.

Spencer broke up with me.

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...

Spencer doesnt go out. Spencer stays at home all night. Were always together. I like...

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now...

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.

Love is a horrible, horrible thing when it goes wrong.