A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

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Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

My father left my mother for a 31-year-old model. A male model.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I'm the best of the best. I'm Blair Waldorf.

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

Guess I must have some undiagnosed brain injury. 'Cause I stupidly thought that this fake...

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

I have a friend on cyberspace who knows just what to do. XOXO.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Only a masochist could ever love such a narcissist.

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

Can you make sure they don't seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American...

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Trust me, the only thing wrong with Chuck is that I'm going to be happy...

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

I'm not anyone, I'm me.

A woman remembers.

A woman remembers.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot...

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Nate can't wait to see you. Trust me, it's like riding a very cute bike.

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Hillary Clinton is one of my role models. I do not break treaties, you ass!

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.

Damn that mother Chucker!

Damn that mother Chucker!

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...

All summer I've been sitting in front of my favorite Manet and reading Colette in...