He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense of humor.

Quote by Bill Bryson

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My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like...

My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like...

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what...

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what...

Incidentally, disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we have all experienced. Tune your television...

Incidentally, disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we have all experienced. Tune your television...

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,...

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,...

I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I...

I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I...

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.

I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend...

I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend...

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent...

Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent...

What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning...

What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning...

More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes...

More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes...

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children...

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children...

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think...

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think...

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going...

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going...

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per...

The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per...

A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but...

A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but...

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted...

I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

The reason for the sadness of this modern age and the men who live in...

The reason for the sadness of this modern age and the men who live in...

It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough...

It is a blessed thing that in every age someone has had the individuality enough...

And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: and...

And he died in a good old age, full of days, riches, and honour: and...

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop playing.