Quotes by Bill Bryson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...

#Age, #Funny

Incidentally, disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we have all experienced. Tune your television...

#Television

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense...

#Humor

Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think...

#Humor

What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning...

#Money

A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but...

#Money

When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going...

#Bill Bryson

There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,...

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The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per...

#Bill Bryson

The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what...

#Bill Bryson

My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children...

#Bill Bryson

More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes...

#Bill Bryson