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Incidentally, disturbance from cosmic background radiation is something we have all experienced. Tune your television...
#Television
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a...
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#Funny
There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company,...
#Bill Bryson
When you tell an Iowan a joke, you can see a kind of race going...
#Bill Bryson
A bank robber in Los Angeles told the clerk not to give him cash, but...
#Money
What an odd thing tourism is. You fly off to a strange land, eagerly abandoning...
#Money
Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think...
#Humor
He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense...
#Humor
My first rule of travel is never to go to a place that sounds like...
#Rules
Boston's freeway system is insane. It was clearly designed by a person who had spent...
#Bill Bryson
I come from Des Moines. Somebody had to.
#Bill Bryson
I don't plan to write another science book, but I don't plan not to. I...
#Bill Bryson
I had always thought that once you grew up you could do anything you wanted...
#Bill Bryson
I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend...
#Bill Bryson
More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes...
#Bill Bryson
My first rule of consumerism is never to buy anything you can't make your children...
#Bill Bryson
The remarkable position in which we find ourselves is that we don't actually know what...
#Bill Bryson
The whole of the global economy is based on supplying the cravings of two per...
#Bill Bryson