“Hayley: Dad, you're a weapons expert! When was the last time you fought someone hand-to-hand? Stan: Don't worry, Hayley. It's just like beating up a bicycle.Quote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics...#American Dad
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last...#American Dad
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send...#American Dad
Greg: First time the threat level's been blue. Just like my handsome co-anchor's lovely eyes....#American Dad
Stan: (With gun, searching the house) Osama, is that you? (Hears noise, fires gun) Roger:...#American Dad
