Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Home
Quotes
Picture quotes
Random
Facebook Covers
Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an odd conversation with your spouse.
Topics:
Funny Quotes
,
Leap Year Quotes
Related Quotes
The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live...
Drunks do not have friends, but accomplices.
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
The average Americans day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charless dart board.
Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems,...
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept...
Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone,...
I think I swallowed a bug!
Though age from folly could not give me freedom, It does from childishness.
I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...
As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved...
The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic.
Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults...
And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the...
Happy Leap Day...An extra day to deal with stupid people.
Happy Leap Day! Anyone else hear 2pac is coming back today?
