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I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen...

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

You know it's love when all you want is that person to be happy, even...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

On my best day, I am a seven-point-seven. I could be a hard eight if...

Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

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Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

I'm an utterly average, total geek.

I'm an utterly average, total geek.

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

They say I can open movies, and that's nice in that it puts into people's...

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

I'm too tall to be a girl. I'm between a chick and a broad.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

True love doesn't come to you it has to be inside you.

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

If all you have to offer is a look that is supposed to be appealing,...

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter...

We all need to take a deep breath and think about being a Bush daughter...

If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...

If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...

When I was a child I had a crush on Abraham Lincoln. Why I would...

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't...

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't...

Why is it so weird that somebody didn't recognize me?... The fact is that whenever...

Why is it so weird that somebody didn't recognize me?... The fact is that whenever...

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

Love is not love, without a violin playing goat.

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

You can be true to the character all you want but you've got to go...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this...