(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?' Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.'
Quote by Mae West
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...
Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.
So many men, so little time.
Look your best--who said love is blind?
It's not the men in your life that matters, it's the life in your men.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
I'd like to see Paris before I die. Philadelphia will do.
A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.
The score never interested me, only the game.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself
I speak two languages, Body and English.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
Phyllis Schlafly speaks for all American women who oppose equal rights for themselves.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...