(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West, are you trying to show contempt for this court?' Mae West: 'On the contrary, your Honor, I was doin' my best to conceal it.'
Quote by Mae West
Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Look your best--who said love is blind?
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces
I'm single because I was born that way.
A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...
Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Ive been in more laps than a napkin.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it.
Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.