Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result

Quote by Tommy Armour

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The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

The most abysmal advise ever given by the ignorant to the stupid.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

Just knock hell out of it with your right hand.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

If you gone come in second, you're just the first loser.

My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years.

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

How about a little noise. How do you expect a man to putt?

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I...

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't...

Until you play it, St. Andrews looks like the sort of real estate you couldn't...

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

I can't wait until we make an eagle.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

His nerve, his memory, and I can't remember the third thing.

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball,...

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

When I was growing up, they had just found radio.

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

A kid grows up a lot faster on the golf course. Golf teaches you how...

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck.

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't...