“Girl: Hey, I love your dog. Guy: Hey, want to come back to my apartment and pet my schnauzer? Girl: Okay. Guy: And then we can play with this dog.Quote by American DadTopics: Quotes about American DadShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
Roger: Oh, don't everybody help at once. Francine: My goodness, Roger! When was the last...#American Dad
Stan: Here's your allowance, champ! Steve: Wow... a whole five bucks. Stan: Yeah, I'm gonna...#American Dad
Terry: Actually, Greg married once. Greg: I was confused. Is that why you're here, Stan?...#American Dad
Klaus: You know what looks good to me? Francine bent over that sink. Francine: Klaus,...#American Dad
Hayley: (To Stan) You know, Steve's dog would still be alive if you right-wing lunatics...#American Dad
Stan: (Picks up telephone) This is Stan Smith. Principal Lewis: Mr. Smith, I'm afraid there's...#American Dad
Steve: This is it. I have absolute power. (Over intercom) Doris, could you please send...#American Dad
