Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition, from the man who did the waking.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I...

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

Sticks an' stones, love. I've saved your life an' you've saved mine. We're square.

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

My body is a journal in a way. It's like what sailors used to do,...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

A woman who would steal your love when your love is all you really have...

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

Love is not blind; it simply enables one to see things others fail to see.

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

Tomorrow it'll all be over, then I'll have to go back to selling pens again.

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

There are four questions of value in life... What is sacred? Of what is the...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

Know I can do it, todd downy said, helping himself to another ear of corn...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

France, and the whole of Europe have a great culture and an amazing history. Most...

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic.

Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic.

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

Anything I've done up till May 27th 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without...

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.