If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

Quote by Johnny Depp

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I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

I'm not sure I'm adult yet.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you.

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

All that matters is the ending, its the most important part of the story, and...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's...

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I hope some day to make you all a cup of coffee. Alright, peace.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

I think the thing to do is enjoy the ride while you're on it.

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

It's all kinds of these profound things crashing on you when your child arrives into...

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do.

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I'm shy, paranoid, whatever word you want to use. I hate fame. I've done everything...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone...

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone...

I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

I'm terribly sorry, if I see one I shall inform you immediately.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never...

Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic.

Am I a romantic? I've seen Wuthering Heights ten times. I'm a romantic.

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

Fortunately I know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

I am doing things that are true to me. The only thing I have a...

You can't give women compliments these days, without not being labeled as thirsty.

You can't give women compliments these days, without not being labeled as thirsty.

I hate being labeled, I wish people would just think of me as me for...

I hate being labeled, I wish people would just think of me as me for...