The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey...

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey...

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

This award is meaningful because it comes from my fellow dealers in celluloid.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what...

The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book...

The paperback is very interesting but I find it will never replace the hardcover book...

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...