The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to...

We seem to have a compulsion these days to bury time capsules in order to...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

I am scared easily, here is a list of my adrenaline - production: 1: small...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to...

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw...

Revenge is sweet and not fattening

Revenge is sweet and not fattening

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

What is drama but life with the dull bits cut out.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking...

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

If it's a good movie, the sound could go off and the audience would still...

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and...

Sometimes I think all my pictures are just pictures of me. My concern is... the...

Sometimes I think all my pictures are just pictures of me. My concern is... the...