The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Quote by Alfred Hitchcock

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The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The only way to get rid of my fears is to make films about them.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the...

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

Luck is everything... My good luck in life was to be a really frightened person....

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing...

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

Drama is life with the dull bits left out.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesnt say.

Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of...

Dialogue should simply be a sound among other sounds, just something that comes out of...

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake.

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's...

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops...

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

The more successful the villain, the more successful the picture.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and...

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.