Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Quote by Charles Bukowski

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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other...

Never get out of bed before noon.

Never get out of bed before noon.

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

There will always be something to ruin our lives, it all depends on what or...

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

History must be our deliverer not only from the undue influence of other times, but...

History must be our deliverer not only from the undue influence of other times, but...

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It...

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It...