Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

Quote by Charles Bukowski

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Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's...

Never get out of bed before noon

Never get out of bed before noon

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

To do a dull thing with style-now that's what I call art.

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

It's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live.

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote...

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

Bad taste creates many more millionaires than good taste.

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes of society...

Never get out of bed before noon.

Never get out of bed before noon.

Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror...

Boring damned people. All over the earth. Propagating more boring damned people. What a horror...

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

If you're losing your soul and you know it, then you've still got a soul...

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is...

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8...

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8...

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

Joan of Arc had style. Jesus had style.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.

Humanity, you never had it to begin with.