Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

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Media, the plural of mediocrity.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you...

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with...

The other feature is a gymnasium named after another dead politician who was gifted with...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about...

Commercials on television are similar to sex and taxes; the more talk there is about...

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.

As if we don't have enough violence on television.