The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit.

Quote by Jimmy Breslin

Topics: Democracy Quotes, Politics Quotes, Presidency Quotes

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who...

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied,...

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied,...

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of...

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...