The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

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Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like...

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like...

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied,...

Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied,...

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who...

Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who...

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...

I busted out of the place in a hurry and went to a saloon and...

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy...

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money.

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody...

The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody...

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

Media, the plural of mediocrity.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvellous personality that started you...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

A job on a newspaper is a special thing. Every day you take something that...

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

Designed by architects with honorable intentions but hands of palsy.

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how...

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility.

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...