Figure out what it is in life you don't do well, and then don't do it.

Quote by Doug Coupland

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Purchased experiences don't count.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

In our heads we're all about 33 years old.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

We need to be around our families not because we have so many shared experiences...

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

Quick. Name ten dead redheads.

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend...

It's difficult to speak with beautiful people. No matter how hard you try to pretend...

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Your body isn't just a body. It's an ecosystem.

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Make your goals big and broad enough so that they never become answered prayers and...

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

You can never become rich unless you like rich people.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

A man in a bookstore buys a book on loneliness and every woman in the...

There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

There's a lot to be said for having a small manageable dream.

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is...

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...

Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle...