Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm

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I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

Every time I get excited I have to poop.

I got a boner.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I hate guys. I'm turning lesbian. I swear.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff.

I'm a fucking good person!

I'm a fucking good person!

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

Lol so I'm the asshole in the bathroom that can't get the motion censored water...

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Seriously like who pee's in a bar?

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

Even though we're tiny bitches I don't give a shit. I will fucking attack you...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide...

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

I am tanned; I like being tanned, BITCH!

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

You look at me you think I'm like a stuck up bitch, but yet, like,...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...

Life is tough enough. Might as well do the easy stuff to make yourself feel...