Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

Quote by Jean Kerr

Topics: Men And Women Quotes

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for...

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it,...

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along,...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.