Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

Quote by Jean Kerr

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I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee...

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure.

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way...

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word Chippendales, they don't necessary think of chairs.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician...

Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.

Bad laws are the worst sort of tyranny.

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of...

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of...