Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

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Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Salad bars are like a restaurant's lungs. They soak up the impurities and bacteria in...

Every single moment is a coincidence.

Every single moment is a coincidence.

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

On TV people look at your hair and then they look at your skin, and...

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much...

Everybody past a certain age, regardless of how they look on the outside, pretty much...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care...

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

New York is a theme park for people with IQs over 108.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

Gap clothing allows you to look like you're from nowhere and anywhere.

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the...

I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the...

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

If someone decides to be a musician now, it means because there is no hope...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's...

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

Never loan a book to someone if you expect to get it back. Loaning books...

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a...

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

I have trouble with seafood because it tastes like a dock.

What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

What if God exists except it turns out he doesn't really like people very much?

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Feeling unique is no indication of uniqueness.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Purchased experiences don't count.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

Adventure without risk is Disneyland.

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...

We live in an era with no historical precedents. History is no longer useful as...