When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Quote by Bruce Aidells

Topics: Drink Quotes

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than...

Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time...

Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time...

And had turned their rivers into blood; and their floods, that they could not drink.

And had turned their rivers into blood; and their floods, that they could not drink.

Behold that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat...

Behold that which I have seen: it is good and comely for one to eat...

He said unto him, I am a prophet also as thou art; and an angel...

He said unto him, I am a prophet also as thou art; and an angel...

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging.

Let stern lessons of yesterdays be your food, your drink, your rest.

Let stern lessons of yesterdays be your food, your drink, your rest.

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out...

And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out...

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

Drink does not drown care, but waters it, and makes it grow faster.

And it shall be the prince's part to give burnt offerings, and meat offerings, and...

And it shall be the prince's part to give burnt offerings, and meat offerings, and...

They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them...

They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them...

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

I resolve not to drink liquids before donning the Bat-suit.

After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This...

After the same manner also he took the cup, when he had supped, saying, This...

Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou...

Thou shalt sow, but thou shalt not reap; thou shalt tread the olives, but thou...

Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well.

Drink some wine ere you go: fare you well.

Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be...

Claret is the liquor for boys; port, for men; but he who aspires to be...

And when it was day, certain of the Jews banded together, and bound themselves under...

And when it was day, certain of the Jews banded together, and bound themselves under...

To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but...

To drink in the spirit of a place you should be not only alone but...