When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Quote by Bruce Aidells

Topics: Drink Quotes

And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because...

And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because...

And one ran and filled a spunge full of vinegar, and put it on a...

And one ran and filled a spunge full of vinegar, and put it on a...

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of...

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of...

And on the seventh day seven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

And on the seventh day seven bullocks, two rams, and fourteen lambs of the first...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them...

There is another reason journalists like to drink and eat together: they simply cannot think...

There is another reason journalists like to drink and eat together: they simply cannot think...

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

Let a horse drink when he will, not what he will.

First, the baby loves mother's milk; second, he learns of his mother and father; third,...

First, the baby loves mother's milk; second, he learns of his mother and father; third,...

Ye shall offer them beside the continual burnt offering, and his meat offering, (they shall...

Ye shall offer them beside the continual burnt offering, and his meat offering, (they shall...

I drink therefore I am.

I drink therefore I am.

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not...

Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not...

And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to...

And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to...

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

For I have eaten ashes like bread, and mingled my drink with weeping.

For I have eaten ashes like bread, and mingled my drink with weeping.

Eat and drink with your friends but do not trade with them.

Eat and drink with your friends but do not trade with them.

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what...

I can remember a reporter asking me for a quote, and I didn't know what...

And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of...

And for a drink offering thou shalt offer the third part of an hin of...