Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Quote by Barbara Bush

Topics: Lies Quotes, Sex Quotes

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children,...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

The personal things should be left out of platforms at conventions. You can argue yourself...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

The winner of the hoop race will be the first to realize her dream, not...

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

You just don't luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do....

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

When you come to a roadblock, take a detour.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

I think togetherness is a very important ingredient to family life.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he...

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. Thats hard. But its the only way.

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

I'm not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they don't think...

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Sex is simple, love stings afterwards.

Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care...

Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care...

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's....

Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's....